Post by MugiwaraBlair on Aug 23, 2014 20:58:10 GMT
John Lennon VS Bill O'Reilly
Who won ? John Lennon
Why ? "You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free"
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
"So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father" Ding!
"My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it" Ding!
Who won ? Darth Vader
Abraham Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
Lincoln wins cause all Chuck did was boast his "facts"
Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
"I sound more intelligent than you when I fart !" Ding! Gaga wins
Hulk Hogan VS Kim Jong-Il
Also involves "Macho Man" Randy Savage backing up Hulk Hogan. Which is fortunate cause it was pretty even imo before he came in
The Mega Powers win
Justin Bieber VS Ludwig Van Beethoven
I'll be honest, it was over at "Sit down son" and the rest is just awesome icing
Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
This is full of nerdy references ^^
While they both smack each other pretty good, and my favorite line is from Hawking, I found that Einstein slapped a bit better
Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
Khan wins, the bunny had some good moves but Genghis was just aggressively bitchsmacking
Napoleon VS Napoleon
"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang" Ooooh ! Bonaparte wins
Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays
Billy was good but Franklin imo beat him enough that even Vince's backup didn't make up for it
Gandalf VS Dumbledore
Gandalf wins because he bitchslapped harder. Also Dumbledore threatened to give him a facial
Dr Seuss VS William Shakespeare
I liked William's lines better, Seuss got Shakespeared
Mr T VS Mr Rogers
Mr T's 1st round was pretty good but I found Mr Rogers better overall, plus he had a bit more ding!
Christopher Columbus VS Captain Kirk
Kirk wins cause of dings and also Columbus was a genocidal ass
Nice Peter VS Epic Lloyd
That one's a tie imo
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler (round 2)
Vader owned even more in that one, though Hitler did have some good lines
Master Chief VS Leonidas
Both had good moments but Leonidas' lines were better overall and he had better dings
The Wright Brothers VS The Mario Brothers
The Mario Brothers' last line was a good pun but the Wright Brothers were better overall imo
Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
Eh dunno, that one wasn't that good, neither had any dings
Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
Cleopatra's "Miss Carriage" diss was pretty mean but still the best ding! in the battle so she wins I say
Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs
Well I prefer Macs so Jobs' points sound better to me (though he himself was a jerk). Bill Gates pointing out Wozniak actually created Aple's hardware and not Jobs was a good jab. The winner is probably HAL 9000 though
Freddie Mercury VS Frank Sinatra
Freddie Mercury had plain better lines so he wins
Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
They were both pretty meh, Obama's "mitt" pun was a good one so he'd probably win, if Lincoln didn't come in and own them both
Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
Who won ? Remove the question mark and that's it, they said it
Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
Bruce Lee wins, he had way better lines and better puns
Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock wins, batman sounded like a dumbass
Moses VS Santa Claus
Moses had a really opening but while staying good enough it declines as it goes. Santa is about as good but doesn't let up and even his elves own a bit so he wins
Adam VS Eve
That one sucked, it's just generic piles of gender stereotype, they're both failures, everybody loses
Mahatma Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr
Gandhi sounded better to me
Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
Tesla wins cause Edison was an asshole
Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
I don't care about either of them
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart VS Skrillex
Mozart wins, his everythings were better
Josef Stalin VS Rasputin
Putin was pretty good, probably wins even though he didn't really diss anyone. The others were pretty matched, except Rasputin was pretty plain
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler (round 3)
Hitler's "sick on this mic" was neat, pretty cool pun. Vader was probably at his least entertaining in this one but at the same time probably his most valid dissing, and Bobba Fett was funny. Plus he killed the fucker so he wins, again
Al Capone VS Blackbeard
Blackbeard wins, he sounded cooler, was less of an asshole and way more of a badass
Miley Cyrus VS Joan of Arc
They're both stupid and pathetic. Joan wins for being less so. Advice though, don't compare yourself to Katniss if you want to sound badass, that's like calling yourself O'Reilly to boast that you're smart
Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
Hadn't heard of this Bob Ross guy before, didn't get me interested cause he sucked. Picasso slapped him pretty good, he wins
Muhammad Ali VS Michael Jordan
They were about equally matched but I'll give it to Jordan cause Ali said Space Jam sucked, I kinda liked that movie
Ebenezer Scrooge VS Donald Trump
Death wins, sounded by far the coolest. Trump had a couple nice lines, the Ghost of Christmas Past was ok, Kanye West (I think) was ok too I guess. Ebenezer was passable
Walter White VS Rick Grimes
Both good but Walter White wins because Dude Smoothie
Goku VS Superman
Goku wins cause his lines were better, in fact Supes didn't actually have any outstanding ones. Plus the last line was a really loud Ding!
Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
That one's pretty tied, I like both and they were both good. I'll give a tiny edge to King so he wins but it's not by much
Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
Another one I wasn't sure about who'd win until an extra party arrived. The winner is Neil deGrass Tyson
George Washington VS William Wallace
Washington was kinda boring, and Wallace had a couple good points and his voice sounded funny/cool so he wins
Artists of the Renaissance VS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The artists win hands down, they're awesome. Funnies, dings!, their Donatello had a cool voice, etc. The turtles were good enough but boring by comparison
Who won ? John Lennon
Why ? "You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free"
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
"So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father" Ding!
"My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it" Ding!
Who won ? Darth Vader
Abraham Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
Lincoln wins cause all Chuck did was boast his "facts"
Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
"I sound more intelligent than you when I fart !" Ding! Gaga wins
Hulk Hogan VS Kim Jong-Il
Also involves "Macho Man" Randy Savage backing up Hulk Hogan. Which is fortunate cause it was pretty even imo before he came in
The Mega Powers win
Justin Bieber VS Ludwig Van Beethoven
I'll be honest, it was over at "Sit down son" and the rest is just awesome icing
Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
This is full of nerdy references ^^
While they both smack each other pretty good, and my favorite line is from Hawking, I found that Einstein slapped a bit better
Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
Khan wins, the bunny had some good moves but Genghis was just aggressively bitchsmacking
Napoleon VS Napoleon
"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang" Ooooh ! Bonaparte wins
Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays
Billy was good but Franklin imo beat him enough that even Vince's backup didn't make up for it
Gandalf VS Dumbledore
Gandalf wins because he bitchslapped harder. Also Dumbledore threatened to give him a facial
Dr Seuss VS William Shakespeare
I liked William's lines better, Seuss got Shakespeared
Mr T VS Mr Rogers
Mr T's 1st round was pretty good but I found Mr Rogers better overall, plus he had a bit more ding!
Christopher Columbus VS Captain Kirk
Kirk wins cause of dings and also Columbus was a genocidal ass
Nice Peter VS Epic Lloyd
That one's a tie imo
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler (round 2)
Vader owned even more in that one, though Hitler did have some good lines
Master Chief VS Leonidas
Both had good moments but Leonidas' lines were better overall and he had better dings
The Wright Brothers VS The Mario Brothers
The Mario Brothers' last line was a good pun but the Wright Brothers were better overall imo
Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
Eh dunno, that one wasn't that good, neither had any dings
Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
Cleopatra's "Miss Carriage" diss was pretty mean but still the best ding! in the battle so she wins I say
Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs
Well I prefer Macs so Jobs' points sound better to me (though he himself was a jerk). Bill Gates pointing out Wozniak actually created Aple's hardware and not Jobs was a good jab. The winner is probably HAL 9000 though
Freddie Mercury VS Frank Sinatra
Freddie Mercury had plain better lines so he wins
Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
They were both pretty meh, Obama's "mitt" pun was a good one so he'd probably win, if Lincoln didn't come in and own them both
Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
Who won ? Remove the question mark and that's it, they said it
Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
Bruce Lee wins, he had way better lines and better puns
Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock wins, batman sounded like a dumbass
Moses VS Santa Claus
Moses had a really opening but while staying good enough it declines as it goes. Santa is about as good but doesn't let up and even his elves own a bit so he wins
Adam VS Eve
That one sucked, it's just generic piles of gender stereotype, they're both failures, everybody loses
Mahatma Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr
Gandhi sounded better to me
Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
Tesla wins cause Edison was an asshole
Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
I don't care about either of them
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart VS Skrillex
Mozart wins, his everythings were better
Josef Stalin VS Rasputin
Putin was pretty good, probably wins even though he didn't really diss anyone. The others were pretty matched, except Rasputin was pretty plain
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler (round 3)
Hitler's "sick on this mic" was neat, pretty cool pun. Vader was probably at his least entertaining in this one but at the same time probably his most valid dissing, and Bobba Fett was funny. Plus he killed the fucker so he wins, again
Al Capone VS Blackbeard
Blackbeard wins, he sounded cooler, was less of an asshole and way more of a badass
Miley Cyrus VS Joan of Arc
They're both stupid and pathetic. Joan wins for being less so. Advice though, don't compare yourself to Katniss if you want to sound badass, that's like calling yourself O'Reilly to boast that you're smart
Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
Hadn't heard of this Bob Ross guy before, didn't get me interested cause he sucked. Picasso slapped him pretty good, he wins
Muhammad Ali VS Michael Jordan
They were about equally matched but I'll give it to Jordan cause Ali said Space Jam sucked, I kinda liked that movie
Ebenezer Scrooge VS Donald Trump
Death wins, sounded by far the coolest. Trump had a couple nice lines, the Ghost of Christmas Past was ok, Kanye West (I think) was ok too I guess. Ebenezer was passable
Walter White VS Rick Grimes
Both good but Walter White wins because Dude Smoothie
Goku VS Superman
Goku wins cause his lines were better, in fact Supes didn't actually have any outstanding ones. Plus the last line was a really loud Ding!
Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
That one's pretty tied, I like both and they were both good. I'll give a tiny edge to King so he wins but it's not by much
Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
Another one I wasn't sure about who'd win until an extra party arrived. The winner is Neil deGrass Tyson
George Washington VS William Wallace
Washington was kinda boring, and Wallace had a couple good points and his voice sounded funny/cool so he wins
Artists of the Renaissance VS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The artists win hands down, they're awesome. Funnies, dings!, their Donatello had a cool voice, etc. The turtles were good enough but boring by comparison
