What if you met Jesus Christ?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 6:48:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2013 6:48:33 GMT What would you do? I'd touch his beard.

Mister Teal-Rule Abider Wanderer Winner Teal: 47 Posts: 516	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 6:57:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mister Teal-Rule Abider on Jul 13, 2013 6:57:29 GMT pre or post crucifixion?
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 7:06:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2013 7:06:46 GMT Jul 13, 2013 6:57:29 GMT Mister Teal-Rule Abider said: pre or post crucifixion? Um....both.

Mister Teal-Rule Abider Wanderer Winner Teal: 47 Posts: 516	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 7:07:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mister Teal-Rule Abider on Jul 13, 2013 7:07:35 GMT 1. Handshake 2. Reluctant handshake
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 7:19:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2013 7:19:36 GMT Lol at number 2.

Nomad new guy Posts: 63	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 16:58:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nomad on Jul 13, 2013 16:58:07 GMT Ask him to do this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TeUvQdfHfk

draco seasoned veteran Posts: 1,235	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 18:28:57 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by draco on Jul 13, 2013 18:28:57 GMT I'd say "Sup jesus" and shake his hand, have a nice chat on the state of the universe. Ask him if he wants a drink and give him one anyways....

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What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 13, 2013 19:21:30 GMT

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I'd say
"Sup jesus" and shake his hand, have a nice chat on the state of the universe. Ask him if he wants a drink and give him one anyways....

You seem awfully sure that Jesus would turn down a drink.

The guy turns water into wine on the daily yo.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 19, 2013 18:01:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 18:01:14 GMT This thread is holy.

bardy experienced I don't know about you, but I feel Jersey Mike's Douglas Posts: 136	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 20, 2013 18:24:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bardy on Jul 20, 2013 18:24:12 GMT Lend him my copy of a Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Make a ripoff of 40 Year Old Virgin with him as the star. (this came from Robot Chicken, but I don't give a fuck.)
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	What if you met Jesus Christ? Jul 21, 2013 2:43:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 2:43:21 GMT Jesus is already a movie star, thanks to Mel Gibson.

shadowknight Moderator Wielder of the *Wabbajack !!!* "Fill your enemies with primal fear, then fill their lungs with fire!" Posts: 20,957	What if you met Jesus Christ? Aug 12, 2013 7:11:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shadowknight on Aug 12, 2013 7:11:41 GMT Simply invite him to lunch, I mean he traveled all the way from heaven and is bound to be hungry.
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Knukails seasoned veteran Warlord Take what you want, give nothing back Posts: 16,527	What if you met Jesus Christ? Sept 15, 2013 16:49:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Knukails on Sept 15, 2013 16:49:10 GMT I'd bring a few gallons of water...
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Hermit new guy Posts: 62	What if you met Jesus Christ? Aug 12, 2014 1:52:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hermit on Aug 12, 2014 1:52:44 GMT I would invite Him into my home and treat Him as an esteemed guest.

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